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🍲 Racoon-girl Wizard-chef LitRPG Slice-of-Life Romance Book 🥕
🍗 Sometimes all you need is a good meal. 🧀
Cookie's a raccoon-girl who has spent most of her life in a box in the back alley.
But when she helps the local Inn's scullery boy survive an attack from the Rogue's Guild, her life gets a lot more complicated.
Now she's got a job and a warm place to sleep, which is nice, but she's also got Guild politics, local crime bosses, culinary school, and learning to be... a Wizard?
Turns out her new boss and mentor isn't just a chef! He's going to teach Cookie to work literal magic with her food!
And if all that wasn't enough, she also has to contend with some Big Feelings for a cute human boy at the Adventurer's Guild and the seductive bunny-girl barista with a complicated past.
Updates M-W-F
🍽️ What to Expect
🦝 Several anthropomorphic and human (and other) characters
📖 Cozy slice-of-life fantasy... in a far post-System-Apocalypse setting
🧙 Cooking magic and wizard/culinary school
🏡 Found family
💕 Romance, dating, and an endgame pairing
🔍 Occasional mystery, academy, and light adventure
🚫 What You Won't Find
⚔️ A combat-focused protagonist (Cookie's a lover, not a fighter.)
💞 Harem or poly ending
Power isn't just taken, it's consumed.
Look, I wasn't a smart kid. I was an idiot for running away from home.But there was no way I could have predicted that a weirdo was going to fall out of the sky and pass me a key to the entire multiverse like it was a stolen car.
Now, I could go anywhere except home, but the multiverse was full of evil cultivators, monsters, and worse. The only way I could survive was by Devouring the power of others, whether I could handle it or not.
Too much, and I'd light myself on fire from the inside.
Not enough, I'd get eaten by a giant bug.
And there were people out there who really wanted to get their hands on this key.
If I wanted to survive, I only had one choice, even if it made me a monster in the process:
Eat. Grow. Survive.
Content Warning: Violence, body horror, cannibalistic elements, and morally questionable decision-making.
Volume 2 - The Immortality Heist - Launching in October
Screenplays
I also write screenplays sometimes!
The Dungeon Business
In a world where dungeon-crawling is a multi-billion-dollar televised sport, a Harvard dropout with a dangerous magical secret must navigate the toxic workplace culture of a failing professional adventuring party to save her family from financial ruin.
The Boys meets Silicon Valley.
The Librarian
When a lonely teenage girl rescues an adventurer from another dimension, she’s trapped in an infinite library where every book ever imagined exists - and she discovers that some people have imaginations dangerous enough to tear worlds apart.
The Magicians meets Pan’s Labyrinth.
Gates
After her father is caught hiding a billion-dollar magical artifact from another world, a cynical young woman must travel through the worldgates herself to find the artifact and save her father’s life.
The Sopranos set against the backdrop of psychedelic other-dimensional hellscapes.
A Softer Kind of Magic - Revision
A himbo witch moves to a small frontier village to avoid City Drama and instead gets embroiled in all sorts of Village Drama.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman meets Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel.
Next Project - Eat the Rich - Writing First Draft
A celestial being cast out of heaven must devour 100 evil billionaires to earn his way back into paradise.
Dexter meets Hannibal, if Hannibal Lector was literally a Korean dragon.
Future Project - Star Trek: Away
Twenty years after the Dominion War, a hyper-competent captain recruits a war veteran to head a specialist team for away missions rather than send her bridge crew.
Spec script for the Star Trek universe, mostly just to prove I can write something fresh and new in someone else’s playground.
Future Project - Beyond the Mountains
An historical regency drama set against the backdrop of revolutionary Haiti.
A script that I worked on a few years ago, in need of a complete re-write.
Would you like to throw me a lot of money for one or more of these? Send me an email!
Novels
I've also written a couple of novels for NaNoWriMo back in the day that are just awful. They're really just atrocious. I have put them here for free for you. They're still too expensive.
Strong and Free - A novel about people trying to live a normal life in a Canada that's been ravaged by a resource war.
The Library - A novel about a girl trying to discover her mother's secret history. This one really got away from me...